Anway Megan Fox has been listed as number 2 on the Maxim’s top 100 list this year. The sexy celebrity that bet her out of the top spot was Olivia Wilde. I myself have a major problem deciding which one is hotter. I would have to say that the mag had some issues with that as well but then maybe they just have a voting system in place to see which sexy celebrity gets placed where.

Speaking of knocked up… that was like one of the worst movies ever. I had to turn the damn dvd off because ever other word was fuck and sure it’s a vulgar world and yea I’m the kettle but who, besides teenage boys, wants to hear the f-bomb being dropped every other second? Not me and cuss when I’m eating a good breakfast. Hell it’s fucking fun thing and a tastey way to do it.

But I digress, celebrity nude boobs are good and big ole fat ones like Aguilera is fronting in that photo are the best. Nuff said.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

“The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said, reading a police statement.

Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

“She’s absolutely fine,” Mintz said.

Kinda like I have a nice beat to Paris Hilton while watching her sextape sometimes, lol.

She’s quite desperate in her tv series but not the normal housewives type. Instead she looks the part of the nympho milf that every guy wants living next door to them. She’s having sex with her gardener or at least she was when I last watched the show.

But yes if that bikini would have moved just a pussy hair to the right we would be getting a site for sure. I’ll be she keeps that cunt well lubed and ready for a good fucking.

Not sure who the lucky guy is that gets to have sex with Eva Longoria but you can be damn sure that he’s knocking the back end off that ass on a nightly basis… or at least I would given the chance. But that would be the end of her acting career because nobody would hire Eva in the retarded state I would leave her in after hundreds of orgasms each day.

Now Porn sex tapes of Mischa Barton would rule the internet as far as celebrity scandels go. She is uber cutie.